this is what a good hitler joke looks like
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
WHAT A LITTLE SHIT
i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND
THEN HE JUST
I’ve never yet been able to resist reblogging this
Just click here for the $40 off! Please reblog to help me get my tux and suit!
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
how is that possible what the fuck
al;skdjfa;ljdsf;ajsdf This argument makes me crazy.
Look, no one accused you of being anyone’s parents. (Believe me, I don’t want you as my parent.) But the thing is, the reality of your job has put you in a fishbowl where your every move is watched. Like it or not, you are a public figure, and that brings with it a certain amount of responsibility.
If you want to fuck around and objectify yourself and drive drunk and party your face off— fine. Your life, your choices. But you are contributing to the culture in a negative way, living reckless/careless lives and getting away with it. In the case of Miley Cyrus, I understand a woman owning her sexuality— look at Beyonce!— but the fuzzy line comes with self-objectification and encouragement of the male gaze. The way Miley uses her sexuality is exploitative, and perpetuates this idea that a woman is only worth the money her exposed body can make. So, yeah, I take issue with that, because I feel like fame should come for your brain or your talent or your intelligent output into popular culture, rather than for your over-exposed tongue or tiny butt.
So, no, you are no one’s parents and no one is asking or expecting that. But you and your work contribute to the culture. And as a consumer of that culture, I am allowed to judge you for contributing to it in what I think is a negative way.
meryl, brad and i at the oscars
im gonna take down ur blog
I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio
let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can
REBLOG WHILE YOU STILL CAN
HOLY CHEESE BALLS I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
i want to sleep next to you. i want to sleep next to you and i want to wake up in the middle of the night and roll over and kiss you and know that you aren’t going anywhere.
check out this new keyboard i bought
HOW RICH ARE YOU
The keyboard was only like $60 dude
THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
OH MY GOD
I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK
The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea
ONE is enough
but you have to go and get THREE moniters
why do you need THREE moniters
Are you really not gonna mention it?
Really? Are you all blind?
The door mat is off centre
I really hate these posts with really weird ass pictures and a bunch of people adding comments pointing out normal shit… I mean for real guys? Are we really just gonna ignore the fact that this person has a floor fan facing AWAY for their desk?
They probably use the fan to blow the heat away from their computer. Are we not going to talk about the really interesting part of this picture? I mean seriously. They have an epic ass star wars poster and you guys are commenting on some mundane shit.
damn that’s a lot of dildos
Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing
Broke 5 Million!
WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING
it still ain’t broken what the hell tumblr
Reblog if you want fanart of your URL
FUCK YES I DO.
I WOULD LIKE MORE
I HAD A PICTURE MADE FOR ME AND IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER…
yes plz give me the booty
considering my url i’m a little scared
just draw yahootie and rosa and I will be happy.