is this the real life
i found it. the highlight of my tumblr experience.
y’all react to the word sex the way dogs react to the word walk
i have nothing to do right now,so if you reblog this,i’ll send you an extra cheesy pickup line + will probably follow some of you guys.
AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE THAT!!!!!! KICK THEM IN THE JUNK!!!!!! WHATEVER JUNK THEY HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICK ‘EM REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!
It’s also not bad to be heterosexual, male, white, abled, or born to affluence or influence. You have no control over the circumstance of your birth. It’s what you do with what you have that matters.
THANK YOU FRIEND I LIKE YOUR WORDS
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.
Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.
#Hugh Laurie for God
Sorry…but can you imagine Hugh Laurie and Peter Capaldi as the Doctor and the Master?
Oh hello glorious sasswar and dynamics I can’t even imagine
the only problem is that Hugh is taller than Peter…
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
Hey, I need people to follow, so if you post about any of these shows, reblog this and I’ll most likely go follow you.
Once Upon a Time
American Horror Story
(And a bunch of others, but those are the main ones. I’m big on reading, movies, video games, anime, and the likes as well, so also reblog if you post about that sort of stuff.)
Falling asleep can be harder than waking up! Especially if you’re on that snooze alarm 5 times schedule. Here are some tricks to help you sleep.
The only GIF that the internet really needs.
this could be us but u a video game character
Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin
Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk