carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

im the cutest person in my house rn

Home alone?

snapchat anyone?

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

wendycorduroy:

nik-the-bik:

DID YUO KNOE: Gravity Falls creator Alex Hirsch is credited for voicing the character Bill Cipher, but in actuality, Bill is possessing Alex and using him as a vessel to speak to the outside world.

Hirsch accidentally traded his soul to Cipher at the age of seven for a Snickers bar. 

The entirety of the show Gravity Falls is just an elaborate cry for help.

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nagisahaazukii:

darrenchristcriss:

tigermisu:

 in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old

i misread this too

I ALSO MISREAD IT

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this
I fucking almost scrolled past this

suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this

I fucking almost scrolled past this

(Source: stickyembraces)

alarmingpenguin:

*3d prints a 3d printer*

First person to make THAT joke.

cthonical:

meh-guh:

I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other

YES GOOD PLS

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

glitter-tit:

nitrqin:

I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.

the idea that these kind of things could happen to me never ever crosses my mind so posts like these make me wonder

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust)

teysa-orzhov-rules-lawyer:

didney-worl-no-uta:

hatebat:

kxsxy:

sizvideos:

Video

OH MY GOD NO

*punches the wall*

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS PHOTOSET ISN’T COMPLETE

WATCH THE VIDEO

MY HEART!!!

nancyelizabethbrown:

gallifrey-feels:

knitmeapony:

dreaminpng:

allonnziii:

kellanium:

#probably the best explanation of a device in the tv history

This is literally my fourth or fifth time reblogging this.

It’s still hillarious.

One of my favorite lines

I kinda feel like the writers wrote this line specifically to drive the kind of fans who want to figure out how sci-fi tech would theoretically work crazy. They’re like “nope! We’re not going to give you any techno babble to tear apart or investigate or mull over to tell us how we’re doing it wrong, or how it compares in effectiveness to similar tech in other franchises.”

I also feel like this is one of those times when the TARDIS’s translation circuit just gave the fuck up. Like the ‘physics physics physics’ scene, where he is imparting secrets of the universe and the TARDIS is like THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THIS IN ENGLISH DAMN IT DOCTOR OH HELL FUCK IT.

OH MY GODS she TOTALLY edits his speech. I be he actually swears a fuckton but the TARDIS is like THERE ARE CHILDREN

"Fuck fuck fuckity fuck!" = "Run!"

Headcanon accepted!

Ducks are one of the coolest things ever and no one can tell me otherwise.

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My name is Wesley. I'm 18. I'm straight. I have an unhealthy obsession with David Tennant. I love Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock. Torchwood, Merlin, Magic: The Gathering, anything funny, Portal, and Pokemon.

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